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The theatre company have been booked to perform at a local primary school and are very proud of their high-brow, artistic piece of theatre. But when they arrive at the school there seems to have been a terrible misunderstanding; the school are expecting a pantomime!!! Chaos ensues as the two actors try to create a whole pantomime from scratch! Will it be a roaring success? Oh no, it won’t! Oh yes, it will! You have never show like this before, but we guarantee fun and laughter, hisses and boos, and plenty of audience participation! This “Not a panto!” panto lasts for approximately 50 minutes and has been written for Key Stages 1 and 2.


Each performance costs £500. Schools who book a performance for EYFS along with a performance of Merry Macaroni for EYFS in the same morning session pay only £525 for both, a saving of £75. 

This show requires a performance space of 3m x 2m and the use of one plug socket. 

Current availability (as of 19/07/24)

Monday 2nd December:  A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Tuesday 3rd December: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Wednesday 4th December: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Thursday 5th December: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Friday 6th December: A.M. AVAILABLE & P.M. BOOKED

Monday 9th December: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Tuesday 10th December: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Wednesday 11th December: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Thursday 12th December: SORRY, FULLY BOOKED

Friday 13th December: SORRY, FULLY BOOKED

Monday 16th November: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Tuesday 17th November: SORRY, FULLY BOOKED

Wednesday 18th November: A.M. BOOKED & P.M. AVAILABLE

Thursday 19th November: A.M. & P.M. AVAILABLE

Friday 20th December: A.M. AVAILABLE & P.M. BOOKED

For more information or to book a performance for your setting please email us. 

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